Here is a list of our most frequently asked Questions:

Q: Why are you called Darwin’s Waiting Room?
A: Wouldn’t you like to know.

Q: What should I wear to a Darwin’s show?
A: Traditional DARWiN’S audience attire is a ballgown with a snorkel mask. But you do you.

Q: Who is Frank?
A: Honestly, we are not quite sure but he can sometimes be seen sitting alone in the far left box seat of the theatre.

Q: What should I do if I see Frank in the audience?
A: Do not engage. Look straight ahead.

Q: I accidentally made eye contact with Frank and now I am haunted by visions of my far gone ancestors. What do I do?
A: You must chant your first and last name backwards 6 times inside a circle drawn on the floor with nutmeg. Frank will appear. That’s all we can tell you at this time. Godspeed.

Q: What’s a good way to get chewing gum out of my hair?
A: Peanut Butter.

Q: What’s your favorite Darwin’s sketch?
A: Mole Men.

Q: I met someone at a DARWiN’S show and we really connected. We exchanged numbers and they called me the very next day. A morning coffee date extended into lunch, then dinner, then staying up talking until the wee morning hours. I wanted to kiss them before we said goodbye, but I got too nervous. So instead we gazed longingly into each other’s eyes for a full minute. I can’t stop thinking about them. I think… I love them. What should I do?
A: DARWiN’S says to always follow your heart! Tell them how you feel, life is too short to hide your true feelings.

Q: How do I get involved with this amazing group?
A: Drop us a line here or click here to join our mailing list.